Term 2 Dojo Lunch Winners
Well done to these guys for the being the surprise lunch winners this term, by having their names in the Dojo jar! Some of these students have had their names in the jar for most of the weeks in the Term! Keep this up!
Just Jokes....
Last term, there was a competition for students who wanted to submit a joke to win tickets to the circus. Well done to Claudia who won two tickets for her joke!
Here are some of the other jokes our class submitted.
Here are some of the other jokes our class submitted.
Tom looked over the fence and saw Jake sprinkling white powder over his lawn. Tom said, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, I'm just sprinkling this powder so it will keep the gorillas away." "But Jake, there's no gorillas around here."
"I know; it's great isn't it!"
"Oh, I'm just sprinkling this powder so it will keep the gorillas away." "But Jake, there's no gorillas around here."
"I know; it's great isn't it!"
Why are there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
Because ET went home in a UFO and the CIA went after him. What did the pig say on the hot day?
I'm bacon How do you send a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rocket Why was the fish disgusted?
Because the sea weed. Why is Voldemort's face flat?
Because he ran into Hogwart's Express at the train station. |
What do you call Batman when he misses Church?
Christian Bale Why did the tomato feel embarrassed when he saw the lettuce?
Because the lettuce was dressing. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator Knock, knock
Who's there Boo Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a knock knock joke Which country has more cans?
Canada |
Cybersafety notice
It is really important that students know and understand how to be safe when using the internet and other technologies. Here is the updated St Joseph's Cybersafety Use agreement.